You silly goose, I'm talkin' apple juice

Fighting with my mom

welaughwecrywefalldownstairs:

omg yes
-R

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When you wear a new outfit and your friends and people you don't know bask in your presence →

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

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Wanky.

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